If I were...

If I were a celebrity….

… I would have ten Chihuahuas

… I would have five cars (and a chauffeur of course!)

… I would have an enormous house with a pool

… I would change boyfriends every week

… I would eat leaf of lettuce for my breakfast

… I could go to the party almost every night

… I would spend thousands of dollars for clothes from the most famous designers

… I would visit a beautician at least twice a week

… I would take part in one scandal a month at least (to don’t let people forget me)

… finally I would find some rich husband in order to ensure myself a life in luxury